Bugged Samovar Leads to Arrest of Russian Officials

Russia's security service arrested three senior officials after recording conversations using a bug hidden in a samovar they had given as a gift of thanks for anti-corruption efforts, it's emerged.

According to the influential Kommersant newspaper, the Federal Security Service (FSB) planted the bug as part of an investigation into senior officials of the Russian Investigations Committee (SKR) who were said to be taking bribes. The samovar - engraved with the letters "FSB" and the organisation's logo - been presented to the head of the Investigations Committee's Internal Security Directorate, Mikhail Maksimenko, and was left sitting in his office, Moscow daily Izvestiya reports.

The three were arrested in July, but details of the bugging operation have only just been revealed as their case comes to court. more

But wait! 
There's more!
This isn't the first time a Russian samovar has been accused of being a bug. 
Check this out.  ~Kevin

Queen's Electric Teapot 'Bugged'

UK - The samovar was identified as a potential bugging device following a recent sweep by the security services.

The ornate red and yellow urn was presented to the Queen by a Russian aerobatics team about 20 years ago, at the tail end of the Soviet era. It reportedly became a favourite of the Queen Mother, who put it in a corner of a room in the Aberdeenshire estate and apparently showed it off to visitors.

Security services apparently suspected that the complicated eastern European wiring could have concealed a listening device. If true, the teapot could have listened in to the Queen's conversations with prime ministers, world leaders and members of her family.

One retainer told the Daily Express: "The samovar was always a bit of an enigma. No one could work out what the Russians thought we were going to do with it. "The wiring looked as if it came from a Second World War tank and it was not exactly pretty. "No one ever considered it a security risk until a recent sweep by these spooks with their electronic devices. They swept everywhere imaginable, public and private rooms, and the first thing to go was the samovar." (more)

The Russian side of the story...
Mikhail Lyubimov, who served in the Russian secret services in Britain for several decades, says that the story may be a canard, since the alleged bugging model referred to by the Daily Express is both ineffective and useless.

"Buckingham Palace and the Queen were never objects of great interest to us, since the Queen doesn't have an active role in Britain's governance,” he points out.

Moreover, Lyubimov states that the electric device is unlikely to have been a regular guest at government meetings or any negotiations that the Queen might have conducted with important visitors.

Nevertheless, the ex-secret agent recalls an equally strange story, involving a Russian souvenir. In the 1960s, the US ambassador to Russia was presented with a wooden eagle, which stood in the corner of his office for several years before it was discovered that there was a bug embedded in it. (more) (The Great Seal Bug)

The spy doth protest too much, methinks.

Remember the story Queen's Electric Teapot 'Bugged'?
It happened in The Queen's Scottish Castle, Balmoral.
If not, take a moment to review.

A Scottish newspaper, The Press and Journal, is now reporting... Russian ex-secret agent rejects Balmoral samovar bugging claims. Unfortunately, reporter, Ryan Crighton's fact-checker must have taken the day off. (It was New Year's Day).

Let's review the story...
"A former Russian agent (Mikhail Lyubimov) has rejected claims that the Royal Family’s north-east residence was the target for Soviet spies." This reflects the official Russian position. Lyubimov, now a novelist with a Kim Philby book under his belt, backed Russian official position during the last British/Russian spy row, as well.

"...(Lyubimov) dismissed the reports, saying that the alleged bugging method was ineffective and useless." No surprise here, but no logic either.

“'Buckingham Palace and the Queen were never objects of great interest to us...'" No verisimilitude here, either. Russian surveillance, dating back to 1832, is famous. Everything is a possible target. Getting a bug into the Queen's Castle - even an "ineffective and useless" one - would be a major brag for the KGB.

"...a souvenir which had been given to the US in the 1960s contained a bugging device, however." Funny, one would think a Cold War secret agent would be more familiar with his agency's biggest hit. The Thing, as it was called, was "given to the US" in 1946 and discovered in 1952.

John La Carre, another ex-secret agent turned spy novelist, summed up his opinion of Lyubimov's last documentary novel this way: "Mikhail Lyubimov isn't just an ex-KGB officer. He's a ... mischievous novelist and a skillful self-publicist. My hunch is, we're dealing with one of his little fantasies..." Who knows if Mr. La Carre's hunch is correct, but...

"Madam, how like you this play?"
Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 222–230

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