Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Die Spy: We hack dead people's computers, so you don't have to!

Has a family member recently died leaving you with more stuff than answers? 
Die Spy can help!  

Our teams can find out everything you want to know about your deceased loved one. You may find out so much you will wonder why you ever bothered to get to know the person when he or she was alive!

We have a service package to fit any budget...

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Do you want to make sure there aren't any paperless bills to be paid or recurring payments that should be canceled? Perhaps you want to notify the deceased's social media contacts of the death. With our most basic package a low level hacker will get you logged in to your loved one's computer, tablet, and smart phone to help you find that person's most used accounts... (more)

Someone forensic examiner better buy up DieSpy.com fast.

 Wish I published this on April 1st.