Once upon a time, in jolly old England...
The Plot
A police worker was fired after an investigation into a video tape allegedly showing Prince Harry on a night out. The woman was arrested after a raid at her home found police surveillance equipment. The swoop followed a tip-off she had a recording of Harry, 22, that had been taken out of a car known to have been driven by Prince William, 24. The civilian engineer, who worked for an elite covert unit, was nicked on suspicion of theft.
The Twist
She said she was using the surveillance equipment to spy on neighbours who she claimed were harassing her. It is believed she was also questioned about the tape. The fate of the recording is unknown (surprise) and its alleged contents cannot be revealed for legal reasons.
The Turn
But The Sun (the local yellow beacon of truth) understands the playboy prince, famous for his high spirits, was recorded in an unguarded moment. The charge against the worker was dropped but she was sacked for “gross misconduct”.
The Ciiffhanger
But she is appealing (note double entendre) and has launched a claim for sexual harassment against six named cops. (source)
