Wednesday, January 30, 2008

"So, where does a 10,000 lb. spy satellite land?"

Anywhere it wants to! (rim-shot)

Did 'ya hear about the 'American Fallen-Idol' star?
It never made it to the Heavy Metal Band!
(rim-shot)

How about 'The Spy Who Slagged Me?'
(rim-shot)

The U.S. military is developing plans to deal with the possibility that a spy satellite expected to fall to Earth in late February or early March could hit North America. (Ok, I'll stop the jokes.)


Air Force Gen. Gene Renuart, head of the U.S. Northern Command, said Tuesday that the size of the satellite suggested some pieces would not burn up as the orbiting vehicle re-enters the Earth’s atmosphere and would hit the ground.

A U.S. official confirmed that the spy satellite, which has lost power and no longer can be controlled, was launched in December 2006 and could weigh as much as 10,000 pounds. (more) (video report)

Stay tuned for more news about the final ride of US 193 / NORAD ID: 29651.