Sunday, February 24, 2008

Wiretap With Your Credit Card

That's right!
If you have a phone.
If you have a credit card.
You have a heavy-duty digital wiretap at your fingertips!

Of course, so does everyone else, so watch what you say 007.

...from the service provider's web site - callrecordercard.net...
It is easy to make high quality digital recordings. We will provide you with your own personal phone number in our state of the art, secure telecom switch.

- To record an important conversation, you first dial your personal phone number (PPN), which connects you to the recording equipment and then dial the number you want to record.

- To record incoming calls, the calls will automatically be recorded as they pass through our recording switch.

Your conversation will then be recorded and stored on our secure, password protected system, for you to play back as needed. Our advanced digital processors will record every word on both sides of the conversation.

Our clients use their Call Recorder Cards for both their business and personal needs. These are some of the typical uses of the Call Recorder Card:
- Record employee's calls to review their job performance
- Record details of complicated negotiations
- Maintains recorded records of verbal agreements
- Insurance investigator interviews
- Dictate recordings to be transcribed
- Dictate memos while on the road
- Disclosed monitoring of children's conversations
- Law enforcement investigations
not to mention...
- nailing that deadbeat jerk you used to be married to
- presenting a new cell phone to that special someone
- 'changing' the home phone number
- set up a sting
- or, post a PPN (pointed to [his/her name here] on-line, and wait for the fun to begin.

No need to have bulky recorders, or phone interceptor equipment. Simply follow the user friendly instructions to automatically direct your calls through our state of the art telecommunication switch.

Your important conversations will be stored in a safe digital format that only you can access and/or retrieve with your very own PIN (Personal Identification Number).

Testimonials (!?!?)
I had my housekeeper start making her calls through my Personal Phone Number. Lo and Behold! She spent hours a day on the phone just chatting! No wonder the housework never got done. O.G. - Connecticut

I gave a new cell phone to my teenager and told her that the calls were being recorded. Now I have peace of mind! Y.P. Texas

One interesting FAQ...
Q: Can I change the number that the other person will see on their caller ID when I make an outgoing call from my PPN?
A: Yes, when placing the calls follow the prompts to change the number the other person will see on their caller ID.

Useful service? Yes.
What could possibly go wrong? (snicker)