Sunday, March 1, 2009

Here's a plasma TV deal so hot, it's crepitus!

Scotland - Undercover cops smashed a suspected Scots drug gang - after selling the ringleaders bugged plasma screen TVs.

Drug barons were amazed by the amount of information the arresting officers seemed to have. They were then given the shock news that they had been secretly taped for months.


One police source said last night: "We knew everything they were up to. We even know how loud they fart."

The source added: "When the cops came to arrest one of the suspects, he asked them how they knew so much. The cop told them they'd been getting bugged through the telly. The TVs were top-of-the-range stuff but nobody suspected."

The news has spread like wildfire through the areas where the gang operated. (
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Hey! Mukker! Back to school with you...
Rule #1: Shut ye mooth. Gud technique. Coulda used it for'er. But noooo... ya bragged lika bagpipe.