Here is a theft deterrent idea...
What if you could spray your valuables with an invisible DNA-like identifier, unique to you. What if this brilliant agua could also be used to link a suspect to the scene of the crime. What if this water could only be seen using ultra-violet light. You would probably say, "That's smart water." (knock, knock) Excuse me. (whisper, whisper)
Right, well then... apparently this has already been done.
"SmartWater delivers proven crime reduction strategies customised to the needs of your business. Widely used within intelligence-led policing operations, and proven to deter criminals on a sustained basis, SmartWater is now available to the commercial sector." (video)