Monday, June 15, 2009

Security Director Alert - The Corruption Files

You can now purchased corrupted files on-line; only $3.95 each.
Definition: Corrupted File ~ (n.) A file that contains scrambled and unrecoverable data due to hardware or software failure.
"Q: Can my teacher trace the file back to your website?
A: No. Our files cannot be opened, traced, or reverse engineered. We also upload new files periodically to make sure our files always stay “fresh.” We didn’t just change a .jpeg extension into a .doc. We take pride in our corruption!"

Corrupted files are often signs of viruses, or glitches in the transmission process. Now, corrupted files can be a red flag that your colleague or student is a slacker, or a human engineer...

aka S
py:
"This is a copy of the Compensation Committee's Report your boss wants me to work on. See... it came through corrupted. Could you send me another copy of the file?
I'm working from home today, let's try my private email account. That might work better. Thanks!"

"Keep this site a Secret!" is at the top of every page at Corrupted-Files.com So, don't spread this around. Ok? ~Kevin